KOBE BRYANT LOVES ANOTHER'S MOM!

LEO DICAPRIO: "CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL," REPUBLICAN BITCHES!

AN OSCAR WINNER'S PASSIVE/AGGRESIVE FEMINIST SPEECH.

JOHN TRAVOLTA:2X FUCK UP.

SCREWED AT THE OSCARS!

HALLE BERRY'S FRENCH DEADBEAT DAD AND NPH'S LEGEN...DARY OSCAR HOST SCORE.

LOVELY ELIZABETH PENA (OF DREAM ON AND THE INCREDIBLES' MIRAGE) IS IN HEAVEN NOW.

J. ANI STARTS CRYING WHEN SHE REALIZES, SHE FINALLY MADE AN OSCAR WORTH FILM.

DAMN YOU SATAN! THE LATE AND GREAT ROBIN WILLIAMS COMMITS SUICIDE,DUE TO CANCELLATION OF HIS RECENT SIT-COM (DESPITE GOOD RATINGS.)

Lupita Nyong'o and Michael 'assbender- Screwing around?

IS BRADLEY COOPER'S ACTUAL GIRLFRIEND, AFFECTING J. LAW?

CELEBRITY Q AND A : OSCAR HOST SETH MCFARLAND

The Family Guy creator dressed in casual clothes,has two backpacks in each arm and a Tuxedo over his shoulder.

Seth M: Can you hit the elevator for me?

Our rep does so.

Seth M: Thanks.

He gets in and throws the bags to the floor and hangs the tux over them. He hits his next floor and the doors close.

BELLA SWAN ON- CHOOSING THE WRONG GUY AND SELLING OUT HER RACE.

A REVEIW OF FACBOOK:THE MOVIE.

BEST FRIEND IN MR. HOLLAND'S OPUS THANKS SECURITY GUARD.
(Exclusive.)

A Latino, McRoberts security guard- at the Oscars (known only as Frank,) ended up helping the wife of actor and current day manager of the Kodak theatre, Jay Thomas.

The night of the big event, the woman's wife was dress impeccably. She got lost and needed to use the bathroom. The guard quickly, told her where to go and how to get back to the proceedings.

At the end of the event, Thomas and his wife walked back by- the metal detector where "Frank" was working. Thomas announced himself to the guard and, re-thanked him for helping his wife.

Weirdly, just an hour prior to this, a white male, Vegas lounge singer type- was thrown out by the cops. As he passed by a male, African American guard said, something about not being thrown out because of drugs.

HUGH JACKMAN & BEYONCE'S "CRUISE SHIP" PERFORMANCE AND KATE WINSLET SHOVES OSCAR-IN THE TOILET.

IS KATE WINSLET GETTING DESPERATE FOR A OSCAR? (BECOMING MOVIE'S ANSWER TO AMERICA TV STAR SUSAN LUCCI.)

TRAVOLTA FIGHTS BACK AGAINST ANTI-SCIENTOLOGISTS.