THOR AND MILEY CYRUS "LOVE SHACK" UP.

KHLOE KARDASHIAN CRAFTILY- WAITING OUT THE DIVORCE.

IN DEPTH TALK ABOUT- THE JAMIE FOXX/MILEY CYRUS CRISIS.

OWEN WILSON AND KATE HUDSON MAY HAVE RECONCILED

MILEY CYRUS DOUBLE APOLOGIES, FOR ANTI-ASIAN REMARKS (THOUGH MORE SINCERE NOW.)

DE NIRO TO PAINT DANGEROUS HOUSES?!

THE OBAMA GIRLS TO GUEST ON HANNAH MONTANA.

SIMON COWELL SHAFTED IN LOVE AND MILEY'S NEW BOYFRIEND NOT IN JAIL YET (FOR STATUTORY.)


REAL NEWS: SINGER WILL.I.AM TO FRONT A POST OBAMA WINING MUSIC VIDEO!

VICTORIA BECKHAM AND CALIFORNICATION NEWS

IT'S MILEY'S CORPORATE BIRTHDAY PARTY AT DISNEYLAND.

ONION-IS DISNEY PLAYING GOD TO CREATE NEXT CHILD STAR?

JAMIE FOXX RETIRES FROM MR. CHOW.

BONO TO GODFATHER THE JOLIE-PITT TWINS AND A SCUMBAG REAR ENDS LILO (WITH HIS MOTORCYCLE.)

HANNAH TODAY.

MEET MILEY'S NEW MAGICAL COMPETITION.

IS MILEY CYRUS READY TO BREAKOUT, AND BECOME A LESS BITCHY AVRIL LAVINGE?

IS AMERICA USING UP, MILEY CYRUS FASTER THAN HILARY DUFF AND LILO COMBINED?

PAM ANDERSON AND TOMMY LEE BACK TOGETHER (AND PROBABLY PLANNING A NEW REALITY SERIES.)

MILEY CYRUS: THE GAME

BABY MAMA FOR REAL.

DID MILEY CYRUS POSE TOPLESS AND BABY MAMA CRUSHES HAROLD AND KUMAR.

NICOLE KIDMAN TO STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMAN (BUT NOT MEN) AND BEYONCE/JAY Z MAKE IT OFFICIAL (FOR THOSE THAT STILL CARE.)