MADONNA SCREWS KATY PERRY W/ SOME PRODUCE, ON STAGE.

MADONNA CONFIRMS -SHE'S STILL A "BITCH."

MADONNA MAY HAVE BIT DRAKE ON PURPOSE, DURING IMPROV KISS.

AVRIL LAVIGNE'S COMPLICATED HEALTH.

KRIS JENNER ON: KHLOE'S PAIN AND LAMAR'S IDIOCY.

I GUESS SOMEONE HATED THE HALFTIME SHOW...

MADONNA'S NEW SINGLE HAS HICCUPS (PRE SUPER BOWL.)

MADONNA REFUSES TO PROMISE NIPPLES AT HALFTIME,LIKE JANET JACKSON DID (ACCIDENTLY.)

MADONNA ON SHORT TO BE NEXT, MEAN AMERICAN IDOL JUDGE.

THE QUEEN OF POP SALUTES HER KING.

MADONNA LOST CHANCE TO TAKE ANOTHER AFRICAN KID HOME

GOD SUED FOR DRIVING MISHAP

GHOSTBUSTERS 3 WILL HAPPEN (NO TMNT FULL CGI B.S.) AND E. RACHEL WOOD DATES SATANIC, ROSE MCGOWAN'S EX.

FINALLY- A MAN GETS PAID, AFTER THE DIVORCE:NICE GUY RITCHIE FINISHES FIRST
OVER THE MATERIAL GIRL... TO THE TUNE OF $76 MILLION!!

LEO DICAPRIO IN LONDON, WHILE MADONNA AND BRITNEY SPEARS TEAM UP AGAIN.

GWEN PALTROW TALKS TO PRESS, AFTER WORKING OUT HER STORY WITH MADGE.

AGENT SCULLY POPS OUT ANOTHER HUMAN UNIT AND ANNE HATHAWAY QUITS SMOKING.

SUPER JONAS BROS.!

MADONNA FLIPS THE BIRD TO THE VATICAN.

MADONNA DOES DESPEARATE HOUSEWIFE TOUR.

MADONNA'S 50TH AND IRON MAN FLIPS THE BIRD TO BATMAN.

THE DARK KNIGHT "OFF THE HOOK" FOR CAT-A-STROPHIC BEATING OF HIS MOM AND SISTER.

JONAS BROTHER'S LOVE LINE AND TOM CRUISE'S OTHER WOMAN, HIS PRODUCER PAULA WAGNER LEAVES?