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Showing posts with label Angelina Jolie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Angelina Jolie. Show all posts

Monday, February 25, 2013

OSCAR STORIES: ANGELINA JOLIE

A stunningly beautifully lady- with an excellent body, and air of arrogant class, passes by our rep.

Angelina Jolie: Hi.

Our rep is too stunned by her beauty, to respond.

AJ: I'm Angelina Jolie...Silly.

Our rep watches her perfect ass,as she walks away. Another customer- at the Red Carpet Awards walk area- at the Oscars.She asks her for her autograph and she said...

AJ: Sorry. I don't have that kind of time.

The Tomb Raider star, then quickly got the hell outta there.Perhaps,she went home to parent her kids or pleasure Brad Pitt.

Friday, March 09, 2012

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Thursday, October 06, 2011

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

AFTER TRYING TO BREAK-UP BRANGELINA UP FOR YEARS, THE TABS ASK WHEN THEY WILL "FINALLY" GET MARRIED?

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Wednesday, May 13, 2009


IS ANGIE JOLIE WOES W/ BRAD,BECOMING SALT IN THE WOUND.
-Action actress maybe self-mutilating again.

Is Angelina Jolie is "a complete mess!?," Unknown crew people said that,on the set of her current action opus-Salt. They claim that Mrs. Smith is "slowly breaking down" and "spending hours at a time alone in her trailer...and is barely eating."

The sources stated "She keeps forgetting her lines and she’s been shaking and staring into space. In fact, it’s been so bad that some crew members have suspected
she’s using drugs, although that’s out of the question."

Finally, they claim that- she is a real trooper when dealing with her hubby and children. At her trailer, she apparently been listening to Jessica Andrew's Who I Am continuously "and rarely sleeps."

As to the cutting, Jolie has been accused of self-harm before-with her last intended, Billy Bob Thorton. Producers have become concerned that, after her acting, Jolie might slice her prime assets (lips, face ,breasts ;etc.)

They suspect ex-lover and nemesis Jenni Aniston is somehow providing the potential Andrew's induced Karma? As Jolie, one night overplayed the song- while heard loud enough to be, angrily sobbing.

Later.