PRANKSTER VITALIII SEDIUK MUST GET AN MTV SHOW, OR BE SENT TO PRISON.

NEW FANTASTIC FOUR CAST ALREADY SUFFERING,LIKE AUDIENCE.

RHIANNA SAID: TWERK YOU!

WILL KIM KARDASHIAN'S ASS, BUST THE INTERNET?

THANK U JESUS! THAT ASSWIPE NICK CANNON AND GORGEOUS MARIAH CAREY- ARE DIVORCING ASAP!!

CELEBRITY Q AND A:DANNY BONADUCE.

After pulling into a handicapped spot with his car-

"Can I park here?,"  the smug radio host said to security-after getting out of the car with his Asian girlfriend for the Playboy mansion 4th of July event.

ALLEGED WESTWOOD PAVILION BIGOT- GEORGE LOPEZ ARRESTED, FOR DISTURBING THE PEACE,DURING BLACKJACK!

Alleged, bigoted Comedian George Lopez- was apparently arrested on February 27, near a Canadian Caesars casino.

The smug, middle aged, bastard was made ill by "Public Intoxication." He was acting like, a lush on the gaming floor.Sadly, he won’t be charged,for the families that saw him and must make decision to watch his "sainted" new FX sit-com.

It was the casino- that decide to have failed, talk-show host pinched,by the Hot Fuzz.

Lopez may have got stage fright or worry over his new TV show,which is more a business deal than a sit-com:to mass produce 200 shows in a  3 year period,than be funny or enlightening,like his last show. 

He failed to do a show at the place and is meant to be there, to do comedy tonight. Lopez has since been bonded out.

A LITTLE MITCH, ESCORTED TO HIS SHORT SCHOOL BUS.

NEW VOICE JUDGE SHAKIRA IS WITH CHILD.

CELEBRITY Q AND A- MICHEAL CERA!

"You're pretty fucked up and I'm Micheal Cera!," said the beta male actor- with a busty Asian woman on each arm.