CELEBRITY APOLOGY- JOHN CENA (NEW SEGMENT.)

"I'm Sorry," said the WWE wrestling champ John Cena, after shifting his head nervously.

The handicapped source, was at a Pasadena Bar in a hotel,doing research for film review at a nearby theatre. The nerdy waiter was ignoring him, for over an hour. Then, while looking at the cellphone web browser,the dorky bus boy,passes by on his way to the kitchen and made a homophobically snide remark.

The source answered back in a equally Trumpian manner,as he had no choice.The handicapped black man, then asked another waiter,an Asian gentleman for a pen.The waiter gave it to him.

After about 20 minutes, the source started to leave his table,and the nerdy waiter returned and passed right by him, with a smirk across his face. The source in playfully angry manner- pantomimed he'd like to stab the prick with the pen. He then stopped, thinking he didn't wanted taken the wrong way, but it was too late.

Near the front desk, the wanna be Rock- was checking in into the hotel and saw the gesture. The busybody, failed Marine star, assuming a black man was about to attack, pointing him out to clerks and called over the waiter- to tell him what the man had done.

The handicapped guy walked over to the bar, and handed the pen back to the Asian bartender. "Thank You," as he handed the pen back and the bartender who nodded in agreement.

When the handicapped turned around to leave. The scumbag wrestler was shocked to see- the source was handicapped by his crutch from his broken foot. He clearly couldn't see that,when he began warning the staff about the slow moving, handicapped, black man.

Worse, the pedestrian ex marine- was in a fighting stance, ready to strike the man, about a situation he had NO knowledge before attempting, to make the matter violent.

When the bronze bastard, realized he absolutely wrong and was about hand the black man- a multimillion dollar lawsuit, he dropped his stance amongst the confused and now worried staff members. As he shifted nervously and dropped his head and then slowly raised it, with a more somber accomodating tone and he stated,"...I'm sorry."

The source was barely aware of how disgustingly close, Cena was too
him and how much Cena wanted to get his hands on him. The handicapped man  finished his turn to the exit and left to go to work, deconstructing his movie.     

LYING FLEXISEXUAL AMBER HEARD, CLAIMS BEATINGS FROM CAPT. JACK SPARROW.

BILL COSBY SECRETLY LAUGHING- AT GLORIA ALLRED $100 MILLION SETTLEMENT OFFER,TO THOSE ALLEGED SEXUALLY ASSULTED.

BILL COSBY SEX SCANDAL CONTINUES, ON AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL.

RACIST PAULA DEAN DEMEANS ALLEGED FAMILY FRIEND, NOW.

HUSTLER MAGAZINE- ATTEMPTS TO BULLY RHIANNA- WITH ALLEGED SEX TAPE!

ALLEGED COMIC ANDY DICK, CALLS HOWARD STERN-"A SHALLOW,MONEY-GRUBBING JEW!"

REUTERS discovered the formerly funny jester, continued his "stirring controversy and alienating large groups of people." The "comedian fired against Stern" on the former game show host, Greg Fitzsimmons (Idiot Savants) new radio show, insisting the shock jock has a "big fat hook nose," and is "miserly."

This Dick reveals his anger is over hosting The S*** Show, for several years on Stern's Sirius Radio channel, Howard 101, back in 2006.

"For two years I did the show and never got paid," the weird, comedian complained. Once Stern learned of the declaration from "a caller (that) informed him of Dick's rant, he said "that Dick's career has been dotted with anti-Semitism."

"So good, Andy's true colors come out." Stern continued, "I'm not surprised by it, I'm used to it. It's just typical." Stern suggested that, "Andy's run out of friends.You're not getting paid a dime because your show sucks, a**-wipe!... Stop blaming the world for your problems. Make yourself valuable, stop looking for the handouts waiting for the Jew to give a job."

The freak comedian "was forced to apologize for using the N-word (a la Micheal Richards) during a 2006 comedy show in Los Angeles." Last Year, "Dick was detained in Huntington, W.V. after reportedly grabbing men's crotches in a bar." Two Years ago, Dick "was arrested in Riverside County on suspicion of pulling down the top of a teenage girl, in a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant."

He's a cast mate on TV's Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, ,but talk show host Jimmy Kimmel had Dick "forcibly removed from the set of his ABC late-night show, after Dick repeatedly touched Ivanka Trump's hair and legs."

HOTLY IGNORANT LIAR, JENNY MCCARTHY RATTLES ON ABOUT FITNESS WITHOUT INJECTIONS OR SOMETHING.

Eddie Murphy is Norbit.

While on the set of the Warner Bros film, Norbit...Eddie Murphy is said to be really phoning it in; An unnamed executive visiting the set surmised. He only appeared in close ups and key scenes with the main actors. The executive also feared that Murphy will keep up his trademark stoicism when the time come to promote the film in the media. Also, White Chicks co-star Marlon Wayans will play his character....With the largest Afro ever conceived for movie making.