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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

EXPOSE: YO ADRIAN!!STOP BEING A HOMOPHOBIC AUDIENCE BOOKER.

Beware working for the BARELY minimum wage paying, quickly decaying whore-known only as Adrian. Anyone who has working for the shrill voiced and her ugly British bulldog second, who only goes by Alex, are known for bullying those poor souls who they don't like, because the are no protection for the so-called workers of the secret business of audience work in CA. Since, they are no unions for this type of work or taxes paid (therefore technically the "independent contractor" has few, if little rights working for what maybe only one day barely, if that.)

The worst of which is an unfortunately personal LIE that plagues this reporter. When I checked out a sexy, Hawaiian looking lady for a moment she used the moment to start,Do u think he's straight poll with two ugly girls one of which works for her. Than told me that this believe would "always follow me and you can't run form it" Then, later Alex joked wouldn't book me "...Because WE HATE YOU" and she laughed gleefully.

First, I'M NOT GAY and never engaged in such acts. So, it disgusting to see people engaged in a bigoted conspiracy to turn me into a gay joke (you have Perez Hilton for that and he is out) and then get mad me because I REFUSE to play out stereotypical gayness (Richard Simmons;etc..) This just proves my theory--just how childish, evil and narrow-minded cliquish people like this, really are.

Basically, the only reason I went was to get a sneak peek (and make a little dough) on the then new show Identity, because this selfish c*&% and her ugly, rotund Brit blocked my way, just because they could.

Also, I don't care if it just a joke they use because they know it will hurt me or play on others' worst and basically UNPROVEN fears and hatred of gays. It needs to stop. It's boring and just shows why they are where they are in life. At the very bottom of the reality TV well, where hopefully they will drown.

I, like so many of you have too many problems in my life and then have to deal with open hate on an issue where there is no proof of guilt on my part. The only proof on that for anyone, is being caught fucking another man: innuendo and stigmatizing minor behaviors are just sadistic LIES. If you don't like me, I could give less than a
f$%* myself. So, idiots act professionally and basically leave me alone, I was there for the money and to do my jobs--not to be a target or a victim.

NOTE: Please forgive my somewhat personal response to this report. Like any good journalist, you try not to get to involved with the story beyond the telling of it, even in so-called Hollywood news.

ARE DENNIS MILLER AND MICHAEL RICHARDS RACIST RUNNING BUDDIES?

Dennis Miller had his MSNBC talk show canceled, not just because it sucked or had low ratings, or turned his back on his liberal roots-like he was Ron Silver.

An inside source- formerly involved with the audience casting- reveled that Miller told them point blank, that he wanted more white faces in the crowd,as that was his show's demographic. He also hinted that unless they seemed to be big fans, to severely reduce, the number of blacks in his audience too.

This might explain Miller's GUILT, when he appeared as guest on the new surprise hit, Politically Incorrect style show- Comic Unleashed with Byron Allen (Yes, He's still around & Entertainers is still a late-night cult hit!?)Miller even attempted a joke, so controversial & mean spirited, filled with personal libel that it was severely bleeped from the final version that aired in LA last night on KABC-7.

Sunday, November 26, 2006


NO DEAL! ARSENIO GONE AS DAYTIME DEALMASTER. MARK CURRY IN?

Buzzer blog reported that the one time Prince of late night, has bolted from the syndicated version of Deal or No Deal. He ran into major problems, from the network big wigs. Hanging w/ Mr. Copper Star and host of the brief, but short lived Don't Forget Your Toothbrush, Mark Curry is close to signing on, as the show's new MC.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006


SUPER LIBERAL CRUSADER, GLORIA ALLRED TO REP VICTIMS OF HATEFUL, IDIOTIC, TIRADE OF MICHAEL "KRAMER" RICHARDS-IN COURT.

"There was nothing professional about his act at all!," Frank McBride and Kyle Doss, the LA two- who were the called the N-word like it was 1799. "I just told him- Hey!! My friend doesn't think your funny and after that..."F*&% U N-word!" Doss likens the incident to a hateful lesson of Richards telling them (He'll)"still be rich and he'll still be (black.)"

Allred "issued a challenge" to Cosmo to apologize to the two in person, and not through the media. If he doesn't, he will "bear the consequence" in court AKA give us a proper settlement or else.

McBride and Doss stated, they felt the Letterman apology "was totally fake. It was forced...It wasn't sincere." What do the two men want after a revolting incident like this? "To be compensated for what happened," declared Doss.
Micheal Richards Apologizes On David Letterman

There are no words. Play the tape, if u think he's telling the truth or just trying to save his ass.

Monday, November 13, 2006

EMINEM TO PLAY "THE HEART OF A MAN" AND "A KNIGHT WITHOUT HONOR IN A SAVAGE LAND" IN 50'S TV WESTERN REMAKE.

The caustic lyricist has been absent from the big screen for four years now (since Oscar winning 2002 flick 8 Mile.) Still, he will pick the role of gun-fighter Palladin in the re-"imagining" of Rabbit Ears era western, Have Gun Will Travel.

The rapper will record a new version of the theme & songs inspired by the era- on his soundtrack for the movie.

It seems the story will be adapted for modern times and be filmed in Detroit. Em also intends to maintian the classy and highly educated veneer of the two-gun, peace maker.

Saturday, November 11, 2006



FIRST MR. SPEARS, JASON ALEXANDER RATES FAILED HUSBAND K-FED!

"I think he is an idiot," proclaimed the UFC pit-fighter with one of, the shortest marriages in human history (55 Hrs.) He considered the nascent rapper: a male gold-digger, since all he'd seen him do "is spend money."

"I still love her...," the big lug admitted and seem to be requesting a second chance. "I'm a good guy to talk to and I'm here for you." Apparently, Alexander had seen a recent rerun of Seinfeld, since "that there for you crap...is genius."

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Borat's Pimp My Ride (exxklusiv.)

More with the annoying, Arab "journalist" with that MTV flavor.

Monday, November 06, 2006


SICK, RUSSIAN BASTARD FAILS TO DESTROY MATERIAL GIRL STAR HILARY DUFF.

Maksim Miakovsky was arrested by police for his murderous attempted to eliminate singer/actress Hilary Duff. The barely legal Russian immigrant was arrested at a Manhattan Beach hotel after speaking with a P.I. (hired by Duff) to confirm his intention to do harm to the ex- Lizzie McGuire star.

Duff took out a restraining order on him last month when her life and that of her paramour Good Charlotte front man Joel Madden, by the Ex-Commonwealthist.

The allegedly, sick boy rots in jail, waiting to be released on $200,000 with his first day in court to take place tomorrow.

Later.